英文幽默哲理100词小短文（带翻译）

1Tom and His Mother "Mother," said little Tom, "did you tell father I wanted anew bicycle.'?" "Yes, dear," said his mother. "I told him, but he said hecouldn't afford to buy you one." "Of course he would say that. But what did you do?" I told him how badly you wanted it and argued in favor of it,but he refused. "Argued? Ah, mother, if it had been something you wantedyou would have cried a little and then you' d have got it ！"汤姆和妈妈 “妈妈，”小汤姆说，“你告诉爸爸我想要一辆新自行车了吗？” “是呀，亲爱的，”妈妈说。

“我告诉他了，可是他说没钱给你买。” “他当然会那么说。

可是你怎么做的呢？” 我告诉他你有多么想要，并且也站在你这边据理力争了，可是他还是拒绝了。 “据理力争？啊！妈妈，如果是你想要什么东西，你就哭一会儿，然后你就得到了！”2 Is There a Crib in Your Stomach When my sister-in-law Leah was expecting her second child,her son Brian would sometimes touch his mother' s tummy to feelthe baby move. One day, while touching her stomach and notfeeling anything, he asked, "How come the baby isn't moving?" "The baby is sleeping," replied his mother. Brian thought for a moment and then said, "You mean yougot a crib in there, too？"你的肚子里有个小床吗 我嫂子利亚准备生第二个孩子的时候，她的儿子布莱恩有时就会摸摸她的肚子，感觉一下胎儿的动静。

一天，他摸着妈妈的肚子，却没感觉到任何动静，他便问道：“小孩为什么不动了？” 他妈妈回答道：“小孩睡着了。” 布莱恩想了一会儿，说道：“你是说你的肚子里有个小 床吗？”3 Mother and Son One day Mother looked at Tom' s shoes and said, "Tom,look at your shoes. How dirty they are! You must clean them." "Oh, Mother, but I cleaned them only yesterday," said the boy. "But they are dirty now. You must clean them again" "I don' t want to clean them today; even if I Clean them to-day, they will be dirty again tomorrow." Tom' s mother thought for a moment and said, "All right,don' t clean them then." In the evening Tom came back from school. He was veryhungry. "Mother, give me something to eat, please," he said "You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you hadyour lunch at school," his mother said, smiling. "I' m hungry again now," cried the boy. "Oh, really.'? But even if I give you something to eat today,you will be hungry again tomorrow."母亲和儿子 一天，妈妈看了汤姆的鞋子说道：“汤姆，看看你的鞋子。

真脏啊！你得洗洗了。” “哦，妈妈，可我昨天刚洗的啊！”汤姆说。

“可是，现在又脏了啊。你要再洗洗。”

“今天我不想洗；就算今天我洗了，明天还是会脏的。” 汤姆的妈妈想了一会儿，说：“好吧，那就不要洗了。”

晚上，汤姆放学回来。他饿极了。

“妈妈，请给我些吃的吧。”他说。

“汤姆，你早上吃了早饭，中午又在学校吃了午餐。”他妈妈笑着说。

“我现在又饿了啊。”汤姆叫着。

“哦？真的？可是就算我今天给你吃了东西，明天你也会又饿的。”4Quick Service A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please." "Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said. "When will they be ready?" the man asked. "I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said. That's fine," the man said, and left the shop. The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job. Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown. He remembered his shoes. "They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now. "Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?" "Name?" the old shoemaker asked. "Smith," the man said. "I'll go and see. They may be out back. The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes. "Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday." 快速服务 一个人把一双鞋子拿到一家鞋店，并对修鞋匠说，“请帮我修这双鞋子。”

“当然可以，先生，”鞋匠说。 “什么时候能修好？”那个人问。

“我有点忙，但到星期四我会修好鞋子的。”他说。

“很好，”那人说，并离开了那家店。 第二天早上，他收到一封信，提供他一份在国外的工作。

24小时内，他登上飞机去接受那份新工作。 二十年过去了，他回到了故乡。

他记起了那双鞋。 “那是一双好鞋，”他想，“我想知道鞋匠是否还。

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